Wednesday, February 4, 2009

When I Was Your Age...

...Girls on television  looked like Barbie.

Which, you know, wasn't exactly awesome, but hey. At least Barbie had a bunch of careers and great outfits and a pink convertible. Then those ugly Bratz Dolls came along and now the girls on TV look like them!

 I know I'm jumping on the Hollywood's-too-skinny bandwagon, but jeez! Eat a pie and grow into your head, girls! And remember the days before Bratz, when Barbie was always a vet, or a pediatrician, or an astronaut? Or even a mermaid?

Top 5 Girls I Wish I Could See More of On TV:

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